Clavicus Fincher was always a pincher—an insistent skin twister, a habit persister.
Foes or friends were just means to his ends—every way which, just places to pinch.
A cry, a yelp, pleas for mercy or help—he listened not-ever, with fingers flesh-tethered.
All about town, people moaned and growled—young Clavicus they cursed, while his handiwork they nursed.
Then one night dark, came a creature so stark—his face obscured, and his skin made of bark.
In him Fincher saw, a challenge, and awe—relief with little purchase would be his final hurrah!
But anywhere he tried, Fincher just could not pry—his squeezers denied; his appetite dry.
The thing stood bewildered as young Clavicus gasped—and the gathered folk laughed, at the boy with no grasp.
Then to their lament, came this thing's true intent—he snatched up poor Clavicus, and away from them they went.
"Naughty wee children," the beast then roared,"should keep hands to themselves, save for helping with chores."
"Hands are for flossing, and brushing, and washing.Raised only in question, and for nary aggression."
"Take this lesson hence, all you kiddies and tots,Or soon, you too, I'll bring out to The Rot."